Tommy Rogers with Maddox
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
First off… how dare you
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
Press conference of the Beatles in Chicago, August 20, 1965.
I thought this was made up by a fan, but no, paul actually said it haha
and he was right, sassy paul at his best.
FUCK GHOSTS MAN
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes
oh hellll yes.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.